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Wednesday, 25 March 2009 07:11 |

#1, The "Cut-to-the-Chase" Version :-
dub: Good morning. It's a beautiful day isn't it?
householder: Yes it is. What do you want?
dub: I'm here to tell you about your future. Would you like to know that future?
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Friday, 27 March 2009 20:26 |
The Local Needs Talk :-
"Good evening, Brothers. As you all know, our regional sales manager will be making his semi-annual visit to us in just a week. We're all worried about that, I know. Word has it that our Headquarters office is downsizing and will probably be outsourcing most, if not all printing and binding operations. Rumor has it they might be sending the work to India and Malaysia. They discussed outsourcing to China, but couldn't talk the Communists into a contract. Besides that, China doesn't recognize our Copyright Laws and Headquarters has spent considerable amounts of money protecting its intellectual property and trademarks.
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Thursday, 02 April 2009 09:43 |
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The WTS just loves to make up words and phrases. This, of course, is perfectly understandable since they make up everything else, too. To the outside (read "real") world these words seem curious and frankly, stupid. When they don't make up words, Dubs use "un-words", such as "happifying." I just can't imagine the all-knowing Creator of the Universe "inspiring" his only "chosen" earthly spokesmen to use really, really dumb words in his "mouthpiece" journal, the Watchtower magazine. |
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Saturday, 26 September 2009 07:18 |
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Hearts would be pretty cool and versatile things if we could believe what is said about them is real.
You can look deep inside them for answers.
They can be bored: "he just doesn't have his heart in it."
They can be made of gold, made of stone, be hard, be soft, be warm, be happy, be sad, be in the right place, be in the wrong place, throb, pound, can be good, be bad, be brave, be chicken, can soar, be stopped, wander, roam, cheat, be honest, be broken, melted, mended, and opened up.
Hearts are implanted deep in our bodies and thus are very personal. No one can judge them. Unless you are the Watchtower Printing Corporation, that is. They say they don't judge people's hearts, but they lie. They do it all the time. If someone doesn't go along with the Watchtower Corporation's huge lists of rules and regulations, they are judged as "not having the right heart condition."
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