Life is wonderful at Bethel...
our faithful pressroom
...and a spoof on a real lecture
George Couch (Bethel home overseer) gave regarding what to do about the problem
that occurs when chicken is served and there doesn't seem to be enough breasts
compared to legs or thighs...
In 1979 president Fred Franz
mocked the simple message of salvation by grace that the "apostates"
were excited about...these are his words:
Efficiency was always of vital
concern in the spiritual paradise. One could avoid wasting a "massive"
amount of time by taking the following steps, as outlined in this real letter to
factory overseers (the part below the line I couldn't resist adding with my
Articles we expected to see in
the months ahead, since the "Great Apostasy" was in bloom:
and finally, the "spiritual
food" kitchen! (Writing Dept.)
These ClipArToons were contained (barely) in
Cabeen's Secret Book,
My Book of Bethel Stories, authored by Watt.
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